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She had a big day today. A trip in the car to a friend's house. Hanging out with a few of us while exploring a new place. The trip back... absolutely electric!
Kitty is exhausted and ready to sleep for 20 hours straight.
#sleepy kitty#cat sleeping#cute kitty#funny cats#naughty cat#catblr#petblr#meiga#I farted and she didn't even react#that's my ass she's pressed to#I just forgot she was there#but to be fair she tries to sniff into the toilet while I crap all the time#so I don't think she minds xDD#sorry for the tmi
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“Sometimes I dream about you. I memorize every detail of your face like a prayer. Those moments seem so real that I grieve whenever I wake up and your spot next to me is cold. Why did you beg me to kill you? I would’ve stopped. Even in death I cannot escape you. I’m not sure I want to even if I was begging for it.”
w/ @kashisun !! (happy birthday 😭)
#simblr#sims 4 edit#ts4#the sims community#mysims#lethal devotion#marine yes I did make this for ur birthday pls don’t kill me 😭😭#putting marine and I’s oc’s in the most devastating scenarios possible at all times#i imagined this as nie finally being found out by everyone else that shes an assassin that was paid to murder nadia#nadia would be stuck because how can she explain why this murderer is able to walk free and openly be allowed in her bed#but also how can she betray the one person she truly loves??#nadia's people would demand nie be put to death and instead of begging for her life nie would beg for it to end#'i have known nothing but misery and death until i found you. i trust no one else to cleanse and free me from my own damnation'#'i know i dont deserve it but paint me heaven with my own blood'#'i cant think of anything more godly than dying by your hand"#nadia would have to stand over her holding the sword to her throat barely being able to breathe staring down at nie sobbing at her feet#but nie would never look so peaceful feeling the blade press against her skin#nadia would be screaming inside PLEADING for nie to tell her stop that's all it would take and she would stop in a heartbeat#she'd figure it out later because at least then she'd have the love of her life ALIVE AND BREATHING#but the words never came instead there would be smothering silence while nie's body lay lifeless on the ground#but Nadia knows why nie never stopped her no matter how much it hurts this was an act of love because it’s what nie wanted#NIE YOU BETTER HAUNT HER ASS#knowing nadia she would spend her entire life learning necromancy just to bring nie back to life#probably think about killing her again too for putting her through that 😭
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cowboy raven cringe compilation 🧨
#cowboy au#raven branwen#oops all raven. I don’t have any excuse.#BIG ASS HORSE‼️‼️that is shadowmere. where did bro get that 😯#raven: if we can’t get a big greasy burger together it won’t work. summer: I need to hogtie you on a deeply psychological level ❤️#it’s twins with qrows horse that is smaller ofcs. keeping the tradition alive#idk why she’s crying in the truck. summer giggled at her collection of horse figurines or something I’m sorry 💔‼️‼️‼️#sorry for drawing her with the burgie picture. I keep pressing the button for my nurse to sedate me but it isn’t working.
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I think the kids are waiting at the sun tree. They've never really done that before. Sleeping by the sun tree. But as they watched their parents and their friends disappear, with fear in their eyes, it was a day full of firsts.
Wolfe ends up running off in a sort of fit. Leona runs after him. They both feel more at home in the woods. They probably went there to calm down. Vesper, as the oldest, decided she needed to get some things in order. Just in case.
And Gwen was going to leave, sneak into her father's office, past all his traps and rigging, until she notices Vax just standing there. Staring at the seams in the bark that aren't really there. She watched him collapse, sitting crisscross on the roots.
So she stayed. She sat next to her big brother, close and leaning on him. Though, she wasn't there looking for support. She had watched his cocky, teenage attitude melt away into a panic. Vax'ildan was panicking.
"They'll be okay," she told him. "They're the heros of the realm. They'll save uncle Vax and the world and come home." She sounded so sure. He had to believe she was right.
They stay there though. For hours. It might have been the most time the pair ever spent with each other. The sun starts wane and their home turns golden and their parents aren't back yet.
Leona and Wolfe come back, their faces red and a little dirty. They hadn't even taken their leathers off. Like they were going home when they saw their siblings still waiting. They flank their siblings, Leona wrapping an arm around Vax's shoulder and Wolfe taking Gwen's hand. Also contented to wait.
The sky is purple by the time Vesper came with blankets, pillows, and large boxes from The Slayer's Cakes. She had all of her siblings favorites picked out. Trinket 's bear claws for Leona. Sun treats for Gwendolyn. Trayon's Blondies for Vax. Keyleth 's almond bark for Wolfe. And her own personal favorite Everlight-as-Air Scones. She brought enough to count as dinner. She wasn't their head of household. She was their big sister. She didn't need to make sure they ate well or went to bed on time. That wasn't her job. Not yet.
The stars were out that night for them, granting them the family time that they desperately needed. They laughed and stole each other's pastries. They danced around any subject related to parents or their aunts and uncles away. Hunting and tinkering and spying were all fair game. The twins fought, Vax'ildan rolled his eyes and they got him to smile. Gwen listened carefully. Vesper counted the hours since their parents left.
She thought the sun might rise and they'd never see them again. She thought they would have to gather their things in the morning sun and start their new lives emerging from the roots on the sun trees. She thought-
The bark of the sun tree cracked and groaned as it split. All of the De Rolo children held their breaths. Aunt Pike, Uncle Scanlan (in centaur form?), the ashari man, Uncle Grog, a very beautiful and very scary elf woman.
Then father. Then mother hanging on the arm of a strange man they recognized immediately.
#silver sending stones#cr spoilers#blah blah blah#went ham in post and tags again#me talking out of my ass again#i cant wait for all the fics of them coming home and spening the evening at home warm and as a family#and theyre all titled lets pretend nothings wrong#if i knew the characters better i would write a full fic and this would be the opening.#id have them in a drawing room#and vax is listening to all his nieces and nephews talk#gwen is on his back and hes running around#he gets to meet vax'ildan#he gets to meet the kids that are so much like him#and i think the adults are sober. for the most part. grog and Keyleth are having some wine but nothing in excess#they want to be there. they want to be present. they want to pretend like nothings wrong#and percy surveys his family. finally complete after all these years.#gwen is in his lap and his wife is smiling wider than she has in years#and some how hes able to press to the back of his mind that this could be their final hours on this planet.#but its exactly how he'd want to spend it#vox machina#the de rolos#idk what else to tag#idk i got soft
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I’m mostly staying off the Mouthwashing fandom bc I personally don’t want to put myself through whatever discourse is ever going on there. But know I love Anya and Mouthwashing is one of the best games I’ve played that had an SA survivor AND was respectful about it!! The abuse Anya suffered is never portrayed as a spectical for the audience to leer at. They use the art of implication VERY well, and in the end Anya gets to go out dignified. She’s not just Jimmy’s tradgic victim, she’s her own character who makes her own decisions. Jimmy doesn’t get to kill her, she expresses her own agency to do so. She’s also the one who kept the gun away from him for so long. Also she’s SO fucking strong, she’s so cool. Anya I love you.
Also the game’s overarching (but subtle) commentary on rape culture, enabling, and how capitalism almost makes a set dressing for it is peak.
#there’s the easy fandom stuff I don’t like#like the idea Curly is ethier ‘did no worng’ or ‘did his best’#don’t get me wrong I LIKE curly#but he is COMPLICT in what happened to Anya and how it was handled#the bug theme of the game is take responsibility#also I think the fandom thing of ‘Swansea would’ve killed Jimmy if he had known’ has some… weird implications#like Anya didn’t need some big man savior to kill Jimmy for her#she needed Curly her BOSS to side with her and prioritise her safety#Swansea is cool- don’t get me wrong#but the implication everything would have been ok had Anya just told her OTHER (more of a ‘real man’) co worker#feels… icky?#Like I think he would’ve helped her but honestly? he was Jimmy and Curly’s subordinate too#I do think he would have pressed curly and helped Anya#but I’m the way he did in canon- as a supporter#maybe it would’ve been different if he knew Anya could survive#but honestly him letting her go out how she chose and then killing her abuser is based#bc like only Daisuke was going to survive in their minds#but you can tell he gave Anya power in the planning#maybe I’m reading into it#oh and also Anya should get to kill Jimmy with a hammer and then get a free abortion (paid by Curly- TAKE RESPONSIBILITY)#I do think he’d pay if he could- he understands what it’s like to be under Jimmy’s power now#Curly should also pay for her nursing school#as a thank you for being a saint and keeping his ass alive and in the least amount of pain she could#she’s a real one#anya mouthwashing#mouthwashing#also hi def mentioned this on my blog before (bc it’s helpful to be semi-open about it to get rid of shame and embarrassment I find)#but the way Anya is handled is very personal to me as a SA Survivor <3 and that’s the lens all of this is coming from-#she deserves the world
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i hate stupid people who ask u a question and after u say no they say the question again, are u dumb??
“can i do ur nails” “no” “can i do ur nails” “no” “WHYYYY” “because i dont want u to do my nails” “WHY?” “no” “JUST LET ME DO UR NAILS” “no” = a genuine conversation i have with my sister atleast once a month
if i said “no” 10 times… do u think ill say yes the 11th time??
thats like putting ur hand on a hot stove twice and expecting a different outcome😭😭 HO I SAID NO
(also pls read tags, it continues what im saying🙏🙏)
#i literally say no like 90 times a day because of her#IF I SAID NO THE FIRST TIME WHAT MAKES U THINK ILL SAY YES THE 2ND TIME????#like are u stupid?#why would i say yes?#and today she did my nails#got mad that i didn’t want them done#(i only tell her yes like once every 6 months so she shuts the hell up)#and stopped doing them after she got them attached to my actual nail plate or wtv its called#plus#the length was like…. short as hell#WHY WOULD I WANT THAT??#go big or go home😭😭#so i took those ugly ass half done nails off#if i want my nails done ill get press ons and do them myself in my room at 11pm#thanks for listening to my talk today#reality shifting#shiftblr#shifting community#shifting#shifters#shifting blog#law of assumption#desired reality#loassumption#huenistar#huenistar talks
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i miss my bf SO bad
#🍯#my shark#was just thinking about when she was here and i was sleepily getting off on her thigh#n then my roommate and her bf got home#and he made sure i kept going. slapped my ass hard enough they probably heard it#n kept muttering about breeding me while i tried to stay quiet#GOD it was so hot. had me nervous but also rlly worked up#fuck i miss them#sex is great but u ever had ur partner hold u with their thigh still pressed against u#telling u how good u were how pretty u were#how u did so perfectly?#yeah#THATS the good shit#the post sex cuddles fucking HIT#esp when shes gently rubbing over where she smacked me and combing her fingers through the hair she was pulling#kissing me softly right after choking me#nothing fucking COMPARES dude#i miss my baby#AND i got 2 for the price of 1. my partner is plural and im dating someone else in their system !!!#2 different styles#my shark? very soft and sweet while getting me off. my kitty? christ above he slaps and chokes and pulls#the praise vs degradation also goes wild#its just so fuckin PERFECT i miss my partners
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callie isn't a super cuddly dog, so it's sweet to notice that she seems to always want to be near somebody. if i'm in the kitchen having my morning tea, she's in the living room. if i move to my bedroom, she moves to the hallway right outside my bedroom. she rly said "i will only tolerate cuddles sometimes but i DO need to be nearby"
#miles txt#she still is nervous about my brother (just bc he's loud and unpredictable) so when he visits she presses herself as close to me as possibl#so on one hand i'm like ''oooh it's okay callie!'' but also... NOT complaining i will take callie snuggles + ''protect'' her from loud-ass
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Hello Zundamon.
#i built the little plafia zundamon figure kit! i was like#a little scared because ive only ever done like one gundam once years ago#BUT it went pretty smooth and it was fun#a couple tiny pieces i think ill need to glue later (the tiny necktie specifically) but most stuck together pretty solid press fit#her legs fall off all the time while posing but thats just the nature of this type of joint so im used to it#the default and scared face are pre painted but the other four have waterslide decals which was scary cause id never done those before#BUT actually it was chill and pretty easy LOL just finicky#later i guess ill use some doll sealant i have around to seal the decals in#shes so silly....maybe sometime ill get the ankomon ver too...and i think theyre planning on making a zunko#id specifically looooove an itako but i imagine if they do all they'll do kiritan next#which also isnt bad theyre all silly sisters + their weird freak pet zundamon <3#SHE didnt come with a stand i think that was exclusive for like. a limited edition from the companys store#which that will be an adventure trying to find a stand for her.....but somehow i got her to balance for this photo LOL#she canNOT stand by herself 99% of the time tho her big ass head tail thing and tiny feet forbid it#but i had fun building her and now i have a funny little thang on my desk. hello zundamon.#edit: now i will say. my aim is bad when cutting off the plastic nubs#i am going to be stepping tiny plastic bits stuck in my carpet for days <3
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moodboard meme!: yara + 🌿 — @xoteajays
“What about this?” “That’s a weed.” “This?” “Still a weed.” “Okay… Maybe third time’s the charm?” Yara bit back a grin at his antics. He looked so… hopeful, for someone whose knowledge on plants apparently ended at the fact that they were usually green. “Ace, have you ever seen a clover before in your life?” Ace looked a little deflated. He sighed, tossing the weeds into a bush. “I’m not very good at this, am I?” “No, you really are not.”
Yara + her favourite hobby, botany!
One Piece OC crew: @auxiliarydetective @oneirataxia-girl @xoteajays @daughter-of-melpomene (apologies if I forgot anybody; if you would like to be included please let me know, I don't want to unintentionally leave anyone out!)
#oc: bravada yara#my ocs#my edits#asked and answered#yara has books and books filled with pressed plants#marco gave her a section of his medical library on the moby dick to store botany-related things#since it's useful reference for him to have as a doctor lol#ace's useless ass is not helping though lmao#yara lets him come with her anyways because she knows he'd get all pouty and sad if she said no#she doesn't truly mind as long as he doesn't accidentally burn the plants
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My main takeaway from TSC now being the second trilogy is that I'm gonna spend the next two books waiting for Stuart to do his routine of showing up out of nowhere, being an absolute cunt for no reason, and then leaving at least one more time. Do I think it will happen? No, I didn't even expect it the first time. But a girl can dream.
#I also like being able to fully call it the second trilogy it's such a neat separation from original canon that recognizes the time that has#between installments. and its simmetrical and scratches my brain. win win#other niche thing that I will need is a name drop or truly just any confirmation that Ichirou's fiance is real#only because I truly don't believe she exists. also RIP my man for getting married at 24 I still mantain he should have been at the club#Nora Sakavic has the chance to be the funniest person alive and make that fiance Allison.#absolutely implausible AND impossible but it would be. So funny. You go queen canonize the rare pair you basically made up for a tumblr pol#third niche thing is that I want more Zane. i know that one we're definitely going to get unless chekovs gun gets shoved up someones ass#my guess is he's either gonna be a whistleblower for the press or kill himself in front of Jean. no in between. 50/50 odds honestly#i say niche bc I am fully aware I am the only person in this fandom that fucks with Zane#but that's fine. a boy would be the son of France etc etc etc#stuart hatford
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i found happiness in 1 cup of boba and god decided to punish me for it tenfold
#its almost 10 we just arrived home + hunger pains + my mom was being so unreasonable w our taxi driver#i'm so tired and frustrated and getting upset over non issues. like how i planned in my head to make soup but my mom was like lets open a#can of tuna. i come downstairs and she gives me egg. literally not a big deal but i started crying so i rubbed my eyes#and forgot i touched chili peanuts so my eyes started stinging.#and before i ate my charger for my dead phone wasnt working unless i consistently pressed it superrr hard into the socket PLEASE.#fuck sia#not even in a suicidal way but thinking abt how exhausted ill be tomorrow makes me not want to wake up tomorrow . PLEASE GODDDD#me when i get my ass beat during late november and all of december#give me a break#rant#negative
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no but i was so excited because look! someones finally in the sidecar again! but then they went around a corner and suddenly she's back in the car and i fucking lost it
#did she jump??? did she ask akagi to stop and let her out so she could swap because the car is comfier????????#maybe oume missed her#he cant drive AND press the buttons and we arent about to let kiyama or mido sit in the front what do you think this????????#but can someone PLEASE get their ass in the damn sidecar i hate that it sits empty like this why do you even HAVE IT#also the car suddenly having the fucking gun back i'm losing my mind this show is a masterpiece#mounted machine gun my beloved#denziwatching
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#that moment when i've been working my ass off to learn more about our pre-press department in order to someday join the deptartment#and now our receptionist has brought her 19 year old son in for the summer to work and she's talking about how he's a graphic artist and#he is so good but they better treat him right and he's gonna let her know if someone is ganging up on him and he wants to do graphics#but it's only for the summer so who knows what will happen he might not even like it here but he's gonna get into pre-press she knows it#i have been at this company for 10 years struggling so fucking hard and she wants him to just walk right into a position?#BUT REALLY TRULY honestly this place is crazy enough that the possibility is actually there for him to just get the job ... ha ha ha. ok.#goodbye good mood
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book review culture is so funny
#getting out of a reading slump like. oh. u all are still so insane!! good to know!!#scrolling thru reviews on goodreads is like fighting 4 ur life#in the roman colosseum. blades drawn. to find even ONE semi-measured take that's not littered w/gifs from the office#caligula jeering from the stands. as u desperately try to find a singular review that is not an 37987439 open mic night standup routine#and the COMMENT sections under some of these reviews jfdhjhfdsjhfdsj#the united nations PRESS CONFERENCE of it all#these bitches are out for BLOOD!!! it's so hilarious I love mess#ppl truly fight 2 the death on that site daily#also. do not even get me started on BOOKTUBE#my GOD jfdshjfdshjdfs#I'm literally only subscribed to one booktuber on yt#her taste in books is SO far removed from my own & I 100% dislike all of her faves#& I trust absolutely ZERO of her book recommendations lmao#like. not a SINGLE one#but her energy is so good. so it doesn't matter#it's larryreads. luv her so v much#I will always tune my ass in as soon as she uploads. I'd watch that woman review a box of oatmeal#everyone else? I do not perceive#sam speaks
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Bro just remembered why are so much of my friends opps.
today at lunch UNPROMPTED my friend was like “why don’t you have an accent like your mom” and it’s like it was so out of nowhere for no reason. And I was like wdym so she was like your mom has a Spanish accent and when I was like I don’t really notice it I don’t think it’s that strong she was like “that’s because you live with her”. that honestly had me pressed bc like first of all my moms English is amazing she is like completely fluent and has not had any problems in the OVER 20 years she has lived in this country. But also like English is my first language wdym why don’t I have an accent of someone who’s esl.
#mylife#Like genuinely I’m getting pissed off post fact thinking about this bc like what#It’s like when I was with another friend and she was talking about the way Hispanic people talk but I don’t talk like that and#“I get what she means”#In my home area I never felt like I was a ethnic minority but this place blows. Like up here really drives home that I am not white enough#Like not to sound like every basic mixed person but back home (at least I thought) I was giving white#But in this town I’m constantly being clocked and honestly kinda insulted#Bro my mom is bilingual your ass can barely say “how are you” in another language#My mom has been in this country longer than you have been alive 🤩🤩🤩#People are always such assholes about the way people talk#Like this is a topic that gets me pressed on the regular so it’s like I hate it when my friends do it to me
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